Slaught-O-Matic Platinum

At Budget Arms™, we noticed significant overlap between the demographics of frequent disposable handgun purchasers and frequent gamblers. We're not sure why, but it's resulted in a sparkling new opportunity for our faithful customers in select cities, including yours! Our team of artisan gunsmiths has recrafted your favorite disposable firearm into a hand-cannon capable of higher damage output and increased magazine capacity, featuring a wide-range of premium ammunition types. It's such an enjoyable shooting experience that you may be tempted to ask how it could possibly be legal--but don't! Let us take care of that. You just enjoy the thrill of discovering which bullet was just chambered.

Let's talk acquisition!

It's simple: if you attempt to purchase a Slaught-O-Matic™ firearm from one of our vending machines, you may recieve a Slaught-O-Matic Platinum™ firearm instead. There's a 1 in 10 chance! But for our loyal customers with street cred? We're remotely increasing those odds, up to a 1 in 2 chance. Remember, if the trigger is red, your targets will be dead.

How about those ammunition types you mentioned? Introducing Slaught-O-Matic Death Rainbow™:

You have an equal chance to fire each ammunition type, per shot. Here's the breakdown.

- Budget Arms™ Standard Rounds: The quality ammunition you're accustomed to.

- Arasaka Ōdachi™ Rounds: +50% Armor Penetration, +50% Damage vs. Rare, Elite, and Mechanical Targets

- Militech DisfigurePlus™ Rounds: +25% Damage, 5x Chance to Wound or Dismember Targets

- Budget Arms Special Delivery™ Thermal Rounds: Damage Converted to Thermal, 15% Burn Chance

- Budget Arms Special Delivery™ Electric Rounds: Damage Converted to Electric, 15% Electrocute Chance

- Budget Arms Special Delivery™ Chemical Rounds: Damage Converted to Chemical, 15% Poison Chance

- Militech Headsman™ Rounds: +50% Headshot Damage, +10% Headshot Critical Hit Chance

- Kang Tao Dragonfly™ Rounds: +25% Weakspot Damage, +25% Critical Hit Damage, +5% Critical Hit Chance

- Kang Tao Gǔjíng™ Rounds: +25% Bleed Chance, +25% Bleed Duration

- Militech Truncheon™ Rounds: +15% Knockdown Chance, +15% Stun Chance

We know you'll love the Slaught-O-Matic Platinum™, because our study groups indicate it!

- 80% More satisfying weapon performance!

- 50% Less weapon malfunctions!

- 15% Less PTSD diagnoses!

Optional File: Semi-Auto Trigger Mode?!

We accidentally distributed the semi-automatic prototypes to our vending machines. Oops! Supplies are limited. Get one while you can!

Optional File: Brand Partnerships!