Gaydar

Have you ever found yourself wondering if an NPC in Oblivion is gay? Well wonder no more, because now you can use your very own Gaydar™, as seen in PREQUEL! (spoiler alert: they are)

Gaydar is automatically added to your spell list at the start of the game. This is because Gay is transmissible through .esp files, and a Gay person downloaded this mod. Sorry, but you'll just have to be Gay from now on.

Installation

Apply directly to the /data/ folder.

Q. It didn't get added to my spell list, how do I add it manually? (or) How do I get it on an existing character? A. You can manually add it to your spell list with the console command "player.addspell XX000EC9", where XX is a two-digit hexadecimal number that corresponds with your mod load order. You can find what the number is using a mod manager, or you can do what I always do and try every combination (01, 02, 03...).

Q. How come everyone is gay? A. There are several explanations for why this may be the case:         1. Cyrodiil, like Skyrim, is populated by 100% bisexuals         2. You are so attractive that you turn everyone gay when they look at you         3. Making custom magic effects in the construction set is a pain in the ass      So really, take your pick.

Q. I don't get it. A. Hehe, that's not a question!

Q. Don't be a smartass. A. That's not a question either lololololololololol

Q. GAH! Okay, what is the joke? A. It's a reference to this comic.