King of the Ring

KING OF THE RING

THIS MOD REQUIRES THE SOMEGUYSERIES. ESM

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Description that few will read:

King of the Ring features an ill-conceived, haphazard attempt to render structured, professional pugilism in the Mojave Wasteland. It mostly contains bouts of arbitrary flailing with no particular purpose beyond enhancing the libido of casual observers.

King of the Ring includes roughly 1,000,000 lines of professionally-voiced dialogue (as of version 1. 0), all contributed by such greats as Mercedes McCambridge, Mel Blanc, and Orson Welles. Should you meet any of these talented individuals in the forums, please thank them for their efforts!

Installation:

Extract the contents of the data folder from the archive into your New Vegas data folder. Ensure you have the Someguyseries.esm in your load order and activated. Sometimes repeating "Red rum" aloud will ensure a smooth installation.

Getting Started:

Ignore the obligatory, distracting message and follow the map marker to an obscure building. Run around this building at least three times, all the while singing, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". Then, and only then is it safe to enter Dempsey's gym and begin your career as a concussion patient.

Feedback:

I encourage you to post even the most minute of bug reports. I have no doubt that the issue is firmly attributed to this monstrous, conflict-ridden train-wreck of a mod. Poor grammar and nonchalant misspellings will always strengthen your case. Passive-aggressive groaning about features and/or content is simply delicious - I savor every querulous query!

A Warning:

King of the Ring features Scorsese levels of profanity, but rest assured a pure, bowdlerized build is in the works. My every thought is dedicated towards cleansing this filthy file of its nastiness. I was in fact a feral child, so sometimes my attempts at normative communication break down into fits of idle grunting and snarls, so I simply substitute in profanity as a means to hide my shame.

The Someguyseries.esm:

If your game is inexplicably crashing on startup, I assure you it has NOTHING to do with this requirement. NOTHING.

Difficulty:

King of the Ring features opponents who will make passing attempts to concuss, maim, and bludgeon you. Some have more skill than others. Don't bother opening the GECK, just repeatedly pen pompous posts in the comments if you want to effect change to balancing. I promise I'll read every one.

Companions:

Since boxing is traditionally practiced as a team sport, feel free to bring a gaggle of hangers-on with you, even into the ring. It won't have any adverse eff