CURSED Ring tones (pre-2.0 only)

There's a story among NC techies

Back in the 2060's a scav found a particular communications device out by the landfill...

Some Euro Business Machines gadget from the 2000s, presumably chock fulla preem pre-Krash secrets.

That gonk managed to connect the thing- an EBM Model 3510 apparently- to her Personal Link...

And promptly contracted Cyberpsychosis upon beholding the digital payload of her salvage.

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Legend has it that to this day, the Cursed Phone is still being passed around the underbelly of NC...

Awaiting the brave one who can comprehend the contents of its memory banks.

Maybe next time you're at the junk vendor, look around extra carefully...

You never know what you might find!

USAGE

- Choose Only One Ringtone At A Time!

- Game Versions 1. 6x Fully Supported

- Game Versions 1. 5x and 1. 0x Partially Supported (NEW!)

- Compatibility with other Audio Mods not guaranteed

- To Install- put "CURSED_ringtone" file in \archives\pc\mod

- To Uninstall, delete "CURSED_ringtone" file from \archives\pc\mod

IN-GAME PREVIEWS

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actual EBM Type 3510 Communicator Device not included

** NattyKathy and EBM shall NOT be held responsible for:

- Cyberpsychosis

- Loss of Hearing

- Headphone Damage

- Game Files Corruption

- Inappropriate Laughter

- and other risks

All included ringtones are original remixes from various sources, nothing re-used from other mods

Please ask before re-using any of these clips elsewhere!

SHOUTOUTS

Retro Ringtone Mod for being the first of its kind and inspiring this kind of madness

Cyberpunk Opuspak Tool for enabling audio repacks

WolvenKit CLI for enabling archive repacks

Wwiser for making soundbanks more comprehensible