Sassier Dream Guardian

Please ask the actor/actress to do some random improv in character for fun. These may be used in easter eggs for the fans.

✨Part of the July 2026 Modathon✨

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Yeah, that's right, people. The Dream Guardian actors recorded a bunch of improv lines that range from silly to unhinged to straight up begging to be deleted from the game files. It would be a crime to let them go to waste, so here we are.

What this mod does

• []Replaces your Guardian's "ThAt WoN't WoRk", "TrY sOmEtHinG eLsE", etc. lines that play when you miss attacks[/]

  []Removes the cap on missed attack commentary so that you can be roasted indefinitely[/]

  []Your Guardian will also have something to say after the Addled Frog fight in the swamp[/]

  Your Guardian's commentary is unlocked after you meet them for the first time. If you want to hear these lines sooner, use this console command:

  Osi. DB_GLO_DaisyADs_DoAttackADs(1);

  Pick the female Guardian voice for more silliness, the male voice for more insults.

  Female Voice

  Impressive.

  I knew you would do that.

  Don't do that.

  That was wise.

  Sometimes I wish you'd listen to the voice in your head.

  I'm mildly impressed by your ingenuity, or is it blind luck?

  That was a hell of a roll back there.

  Cock-a-doodle-doo.

  Meow.

  Woof woof.

  Moo.

  Impressive.

  I knew you would do that.

  Don't do that.

  That was wise.

  Did you leave the family brain cell at home today?

  Perhaps the party brain cell is with one of your companions?

  If you can't find your brain, perhaps it's in your inventory?

  Use the salami!

  Can you try starting a new game and making a character that's got something they're good at?

  If you're going to continue being this incompetent, please, do me a favour and delete me from the game files.

  All the years of waiting... for this... What is Steam's refund policy?

  Installation

  Can be installed or removed mid-playthrough. If you decide you're tired of being mocked and remove the mod, your Guardian's attack lines will revert to their vanilla ones. In vanilla, attack ADs are disabled after three comments, or once you enter the Shadowfell in Act 2.

  Compatibility