Furlong

- WASD: Drive LORE: With the creation of the Coolboy II, the Metalburg Bureau's popularity ratings went through the roof among the Metalburguese traditionalists. Now it was time to go back to the other side of the ideological conflict, sell more bikes, and keep that very lucrative cultural pendulum going. As long as the bikers and segwayers kept on bickering, the Bureau was making money. With doubloon signs on their eyes, the Bureau proceeded to design the Furlong, a rough and tough cruiser bike made for the fans of their old model, the Hog. It quickly became popular among the tavern touring wearers of aviator sunglasses and the cool tatooed grandpas of Metalburg. However, the model wasn't too successful outside of that niche, as the regular consumers eventually caught on to the Bureau's exploit, and both sides of the cultural argument came together to boycott both the bike and segway sales. It was a beautiful brief moment of cultural peace and harmony in Metalburg (and the Bureau hated it). - Brought to you by the Metalburg Bureau.