Silly Loading Screen Tips

Tip 69: Something really fucking obvious. - STALKER Anomaly probably^not actually a tip in the mod, that's just for this page.

This mod is literally a GameData folder with two small text files.

I already know everyone's gonna fucking hate it.

It takes you out of the immersion. It's written by a chode. I get it. I've heard it all before.

This mod ain't for you and it's cool.

I used to love these mods back on Fallout 4 and Skyrim so I made my own for STALKER.

The stuff in the mod was written in less than half an hour by a mind that really needs to go to bed right now. So I can easily improve,

rewrite, add interesting stuff.

Anyway here's 5 completely random examples. I love you all and go fuck yourselves <3

Tip 57: Faction letter #1: Dear Renegades: Why are you so shite at everything? Yours faithfully, everybody.

Tip 51: PDAs of dead stalkers can have useful information on them. I sold one to a trader and he said it

had "Porn. Lots of porn." on it. If I knew that, I wouldn't have fucking sold it.

Tip 1: "To err is to be cheeki." - Ancient S. T. A. L. K. E. R. Proverb.

Tip 41: MooZe, if you're out there, great fucking job on your STALKER music. People still enjoy and love it to this day. Thank you for your work.

Tip 44: Dude, there's a whole faction out there, running around in Adidas tracksuits with shit guns and shit aim - robbing people in militarised factions. If anyone gets run up on by these bandits, take it as a fucking insult.

English only I'm afraid, as I am but a basic monolingual cunt.

Edit 1: I've just added 30 'tips' submitted by players over on Reddits r/stalker!

Edit 2: A bilingual cunt has made a Russian translated version for free without me even asking. How nice!

Edit 3: I haven't played this game in years so dont expect updates.