The Return Of Lord Cluttermonkey

Version 1. 1 - Added transport around House of Wonders, tcl is no longer needed. Fork\'s opening is far easier to find, but still you must search the house (Top floor, that is). New book. Added Artifact (does not yet function, will soon). Version 1. 2 - King Orgnum\'s Coffer returns for the first time since Arena. Typo fix in a book. Needing assistance for 1. 3 - Oblivion claw and Gatekeeper arm must both be converted into a gauntlet form. Both must be right handed gauntlets, but two seperate items. (Images needed, would like someone to provide them. My game almost got destroyed trying to get pics.) THE RETURN OF LORD CLUTTERMONKEY, HIGH PRIEST OF CLUTTER! In the Waterfront district, a portal is brought to the world of Mundus. What looks a mere shack is a portal to a dimension indescribable. The realm... of Lord Cluttermonkey. For probably the first time since Morrowind, the Mighty Lord Cluttermonkey walks the lands of Tamriel. In the Clutter Den, Lord Cluttermonkey sells 25 unique weapons, even the mighty weapon Clutterbane from Morrowind, with the exact same stats. These weapons are: Clutterbane Exact copy as Morrowind. Not cheap Staff Sword A large Staff to whack people with. Killing Gandalf Style! Staff Dagger I\'m not sure whether to call it cute or hilarious. \"Needles\" to say, it hurts Sigil stone (Fire effects and all) Enough enchanting with these things... Time to bludgeon people with \'em! A fiery hellish ball for your sick pleasures, enjoy. Beer Bottle Great for a good old fashioned bar fight! Sorry, can\'t drink it. Book Never can go wrong with a good book. Might as well use a little Art of War for your battles. Potion I always pictured these suckers hurting. Now you mages can stay in character and still fight a good fight! Broom Had to make this. After playing Unearthing Mehrunes\' Razor, I just had to make this sucker. Those rakes and hoes were so funny, why not a broom? Pimp Cane Now you can pimp cane any foo\' who messes wit you! Oblivion Claw A good old claw to the face with shut up most people. Have at it, kids. Corn on the Cob Good ol\' fashioned way to go all Southern on someone\'s hide! Now all you need is some good butter! Garridan\'s Dagger A beatiful tear, and a sharper dagger. The most beatiful thing you\'ll puncture a lung with... Gold Coin See, those highwaymen always wanted your money. Go give those suckers what they want! Unicorn horn Dagger Served the horse well, should do fine for you. Plus, it ignores resistances! Steak Knife These always should have been able to be picked up as weapons. Now, they are weapons. Paintbrush Art of War? Try War of Art! Quill The pen is mightier than the sword. Let\'s see if that\'s really true... Repair Hammer What fixes stuff up should do a decent job at breaking it too. Scroll Like whapping a dog on the nose. Swat those nasty little imps. Skull Jayre