Peoples Republic of Perajarvi

November 12 1976 2:42 PM

The Germans had bombed half of Helsinki, our only friends is from the east, the soviet union, they had once tried to invade us in the winter war, pretty funny since we did just make fun of them and did just get rid half of its military during that time with our man Simo, but we are getting desperate and we are in need of help since most country are busy doing their own thing

November 23 1976 7:34 AM

Eleven days later after we sent a message to the soviet of our current situation they sent a super machine refined and said to be indestructible by the Germans, and by their own words "better than the average pussy cat Japanese car" and when we got what they've sent it is a Corris Rivett painted with a soviet theme? Wtf is this shit

November 23 1976 7:36 AM

Holy shit am wrong, i am fucking wrong this thing rules the roads and tramples over the German like pancake holy shit this is powerful, yeah no wonder the soviet called this the super machine, i think they got this from their great friend china? Meh but fucking hell this is awesome, we could win this war in a matter of 7 hours

November 23 1976 2:36 PM

YEAH, WE DID IT, Seven fucking hours is all we need to reclaim suomi to its glory, we thank the soviets for its gift, and most importantly Chairman Mao, thank you for the super weapon forged by the hearts of thousands