Goofy Ahh Uncle Nextbot

My goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive, and forcing me to watch crispy concord's videos. My buddy Quindalius Barnacle Jones Jr got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to No Maidens. My grandpa punched me in the head at 90 mph and I was paralyzed from the waist up. Hey, Quandale Dingle here, I just escaped prison, I am staying at my friend Juan Dale Pringle's house, As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys. EDIT: Thanks for 20K subs guys. Never gotten so many before. Rate so we can get this to 5 stars please, we're almost there. Also check out my Player Model: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2832852164 EDIT: Lets get this to 1K ratings.