Preston Megarvey - The preset

Remember that day, when you thought Preston would again ask you to help this settlement you had already helped 63 times in a row? Remember how you wanted to tell him to do it by himself, but couldn't muster the strength to do it because you feared you will hurt his feelings?

Well, you were in the WRONG timeline, with the WRONG Preston !

Allow me to introduce you with PREEEEEEEESTON MEEEEEEEEEGARVEY ! This guy just doesn't sit on top of his building, waiting for you to save him and the others in the Museum of Liberty, no ! He goes down there by himself and tells the raiders to fuck off or else he will kick their asses with just a fork ! And then he does just that ! WITHOUT A FORK !

And that deathclaw coming from the sewers? Do you think he was impressed? Do you think he ran away? No ! He told him right to his face to sit down and bark ! And the deathclaw sat down and barked ! And then he rolled over and ran after the ball !

This is NOT the Preston Garvey you used to know ! This man is a badass ! You thought he would pester you with settlements problems? WRONG ! He WON'T do that, and you know why? Because there are no problems with any settlements ! He got there and told them there was no problems ! And then there were no problems anymore !

And do you want to know why it doesn't rain? It's because he told the rain to stay out of his planet ! And the rain complied !

This is not Preston, this is PRESTON !

With this preset, you will NEVER look at Preston the same way ! And you know why? Because you'll be blind ! Simply staring for more than a second to the pure incarnation of sheer manliness and badassitude that is PRESTON will make you eyes melt in your orbits and render you blind for the rest of your life !

But it would have been worth it !

Forget the wimp, and meet the Legend, the Badass, the Man. Preston MEGArvey, because Garvey wasn't enough !