The Best Defense Annoyance Remover

To be honest, this shield doesn't pack a "MASSIVE" punch, but it's still a pretty cool item. The only problem is that whenever you block an enemy attack, it makes these annoying thumping noises and flashes blue lights like crazy. And to make matters worse, even when you take the thing off, the sound and light show keeps going! I'm sure you've all tried using it at some point―only to give up because it's so frustrating. But don't worry, I tinkered with it and got rid of those annoying effects altogether. Now it works like a charm!