DEADBOLT is not available in your country

DNA for short. A massive branching metanarrative sh*tpost with 34 endings that i made in ~150 hours. Follows clueless amateur level designer / total idiot Alex Pine as he struggles to make the ultimate Deadbolt custom level, “Deadbolt is Not Available in your country”, as well as Reaper, as he puts up with the level’s nonsense simply out of boredom. DNA is largely references, memes, and incohesive nonsense written by a madman. This level took like 9 months to make and has grown into an abomination with a soul. Play at your own risk. ESRB rating R for Really-f*cking-mature. Do not play near children. Wear protective goggles enclosed within the packaging of DNA. Give up your soul to the Entity. Alex Pine Corp. is not responsible for lasting psychological damage. Help me oh god. Man door hand hook car door. DNA contains strong spoilers for Deadbolt. It is suggested you finish the campaign before playing. DNA contains mild spoilers for Stanley Parable. Like who cares though. DNA contains strong spoilers for DNA. The level is within the level is within the level is within th DNA has been given 3 out of 7 Michelin stars for “having killed a guy”. I am banned in 34 states and 107 countries, and certainly not available in yours. For best experience, create an .ogg file of Megalovania from Undertale (Caramelldansen also works) and replace all the game’s music and sound effects with Megalovania. Additionally, spend roughly 40 minutes banging your head violently against a boulder while singing “sweet home Alabama” to mentally prepare yourself. You have been invited for a drink! To find the bar, please enter the outer level and then attempt to go back inside. DNA has been made in association with truly f*cking epic people JAG and Square_Rabbit, who have helped me out when the jokes don’t write themselves. Also thanks to folks who agreed to be referenced in this nonsense – SockPuppet, Nintee, Late, Atlasle and Puddin788. Massive thanks to the entire Deadbolt community for being