Skirts Skirts Skirts And A Dress

Incoherent Rambling

So why skirts? Yes, I know you weren't asking! It was a rhetorical question, ok? Yes, I know I should stop asking those, thank you very much! Seriously, sometimes it feels like I need to reach retirement, before I'm allowed to just drone on and on about stuff. So. Droning. About skirts. In my head canon V is a serious merc. Hard as iron. Tough as nails. But smart and with finesse. And righteous in their own way. A total tool. No, wait, that was me. Yes, I noticed I'm getting derailed. Do you need to keep interrupting?

When would a merc like V put on a dress? Simple. When it seems appropriate for the job. Job requires you to infiltrate a club or a high-end loft? Put on a skirt and some high-heels, so you don't stick out like a sore thumb. Also V isn't always on a job. A skirt or dress can be casual clothing as well.

With that in mind and some seriously bad crayon drawings I went to see my buddy Gustavo. You know, sometimes I think it's a mistake to share the proceeds with him. I feel he's getting pretentious. Like 5% of the net win minus various fees and pension payments is unfair or anything. Last time he actually threatened to cut me open if I continued to make him pay for my retirement plan. Funny old man. Anyway, after detaching the battery cables from his scooter to make him stop running into me, we sat down and had a look at my plans. Apart from the times he accidently stabbed me with his scissors, it was very productive. He kept calling me "culo estúpido", which I figure is a term of endearment. Afterwards he made lots of skirts (and a dress).

What This Is

These are all NPC skirts (and a dress) with moderate to heavy modifications to work for fem V. As always I tried to make the skirts fit well and find a good compromise to make torso clothing work equally well when going under or over the skirts.

I strongly recommend using Equipment-EX.

MINI SKIRT, DOLL SKIRT SHORT AND LONG

Mini skirts in different lengths and styles to (hopefully) work for different occasions.

MINI DRESS

I really love this one if I may say so myself. Especially the casual colors, but I think it works with the "glitzy" colors as well.

PLEATED SKIRT

I'm the first to admit that this one has limited use, but I liked the idea of it and it was way too much work to trash it. ;)

OPTIONAL RECOLORS (should support all body mods)

These are recolors of the basegame "Misty" and "Tight" skirts (that's what they're called under the hood). I like the meshes, but I didn't like all the colors. These come with overwritten preview icons. I only recolored the ones that seemed eye-sorish to me. The others I left alone.

MISTY SKIRT VANILLA REFIT (only vanilla body!)

The original mesh