(LEGACY) The ''SuperSlows'' Series - A Nomad Vehicle Pack by DoctorPortal

DEPRECATED MOD ALERT

Hey all. It occurred to me that I ought to unhide these old mods so people can get a glimpse of my history and the things I’ve done. That said, please know that NONE of these files are being updated directly, and won’t be going forward. Regardless, thanks again to everyone for the love you all have shown over the years! Love you all~

<3 Naomie, aka DoctorPortal

Introducing ...

The "SuperSlows Series" Vehicle Pack

This is, to put it mildly, a rather eclectic pack.

The vehicles featured in this collection don’t really fall into any particular ‘theme’  or category the way my other two vehicle packs do. The Sports Legends Series exists as a way for me to test my misc. lore-writing chops; creating intricate backstories behind each of the cars that don’t necessarily connect with one another, but ultimately seek to weave my own narrative into the world of Cyberpunk. The Counter-NeoKitsch Collection is my attempt at making a single huge block of lore-friendly storytelling, imagining a whole new aesthetic sense into the game based on the ideas made by the original game developers.

This pack is not either of those things. The nomad-converted cars in this pack are more individually diverse than either of the other two packs. Some are imposing, some are comical. Some are spiteful, some are sentimental. But, at the end of the day, they all have one thing in common:

They’re all slow as shit.

#1: The Chevalier Thrax - “Mojave”

“Truth is, V ... the game was rigged from the start.”

How do you tell the ghost of the douchebag who flatlined you in no uncertain terms where he can stick his ectoplasmic cigar? Well, a good start would be to klep his ride, mutilate it with a host of off-road modifications, and fill it with TRASH. Then, you take that fat bastard’s smooth, classy limousine, drive it all the way out to the landfill, and use its Kevlar-laced tires to turn his rotting, bloated corpse into chunks of floor pizza splattered across the tinted side windows. Bonus points if you can get his head to land on the roof.

Eat shit,

#2: The Makigai