B.A.G.E.L - Baldur's Artisanal Grocery Enchanted Logistics

A proudly independent logistics collective dedicated to the spontaneous appearance of high-quality baked goods, fruits, and assorted delicacies — now conveniently delivered directly into the pockets of adventurers, merchants, mercenaries, and the recently deceased.

Through methods best described as “arcane supply chain wizardry”, B. A. G. E. L. ensures that no inventory is without its fair share of bagels, buns, and berries.

🥯I thought it would be fun to shove food into the pockets of every character in the game, so here we are.

🥖 This mod only does one thing — gives everyone an item of food. Every character, NPC, enemy, creature or corpse gets something.

🧬 Who Gets What?

Each race or creature type receives something thematic:

• []Elves – Fruit or vegetables

  []Gnomes & Halflings – Bread and cheese

  []Tieflings – Meat or pastries/cookies

  []Githyanki – Meat, Neogi Claws, or Neogi Rolls

  []Dragonborn & Half-Orcs – Meat

  []Dwarves – Booze

  []Goblins – Booze and meat

  []Humans – all kinds of food

  []Kids – Sweet pastries (aww)

  []Vampires – Blood vials

  []Beasts/Monsters/Monstrosities/Undead – Something gory (meat or animal parts)

  []Aberrations – Aberrant food (monster parts)

  []Mindflayers – Brains

  []Skeletons – Bones (obviously)

  []Sharrans – Baked goods (their only weakness)

  []Companions – A random meal

  []Constructs – Nothing (for now)

  ⚙️ How Does It Work?

  When a character’s inventory is first accessed — whether by pickpocketing, trading, or looting their corpse — a food item will get tossed in there.

  • []Script-based, not tied to treasure tables

    []Works on existing saves

    []Compatible with other loot mods

    F. A. Q.

    Is this immersive?

    Is a new game required?

    Can I remove this mid playthrough?

    What if I don't agree with who gets what?

    Thanks and credits:

    This mod was heavily inspired by Less Empty Vases by magnetuning. If you download only one loot mod today, download that one.

    Again, I'd like to thank magnetuning for being so gracious and helpful.

    Thanks to Nikjima for the Tiefling food suggestion.

    
    
    My proudest achievement, giving everyone junk...