MNP - Pit of Carkoon WMD

Meat & Potatoes Productions Proudly Presents: PIT OF CARKOON WMD for WORMS WMD v1. 0 8/28/2016 ===================================================== ----------------------------------------------------- LEVEL OVERVIEW ================ For the first time since Worms Armageddon, MnP's Pit of Carkoon makes a comeback in Worms WMD! R2D2 has had a pretty rough life. If asked just how bad his life was, he would probably start by telling you in brief about one of his particularly horrible masters who not only can't deliver a line of dialogue for the life of him, but also happened to enslave, corrupt, or kill most of the galaxy's population by the age of about 25. By the time the events of the Battle at Carkoon come up, R2 has thoroughly become addicted to the bottle. And can you blame him? One might guess that the last straw occured in the form of a TIE fighter bolt to the head, with his new master's response simply stated: "I don't need a targeting computer!" At the crucial moment when Luke was pushed into the Sarlacc, R2D2 had just also taken a dive onto the dance floor, various types of alchohol and other liquids exiting his very unconscious overworked, overtired, and underappreciated droid body. So when Luke majestically leaped back onto the skiff - his hand extended to receive his lightsaber and save the day - no lightsaber managed to find its way to him. Luke's last thoughts were fairly negative ones about his "piece of crap astromech" and something about a targeting computer, as the skiff guard simply pushed him back in, and to his death. Immediately following him were Han (still in carbonite), Chewie and, yes, even Lando (Who was really fooled by that disguise anyway?). Leai was danced to death, R2D2 left to rot, and C3PO dismantled and tossed in a corner. Not to long after that, the worms came, killed off everyone left over, and have been fighting over the luxury cruise liner ever since! Oh, and, uhm, Boba Fett slipped on a sleeping Jawa and fell in of his own acco