毒鸡汤语录包 | Poison Soup

Click your pet. Get roasted. 176 savage quotes for every moment of your miserable—uh, wonderful life. What's Inside 106 click quotes across 6 states: idle, happy, sick, working, sleeping, and feeling terrible 46 interactive dialogue lines: 10 conversation topics with multi-turn roasting 24 low-status callouts: hungry? thirsty? you'll hear about it Smart Triggers Time-based: Late night? "Still awake? Sudden death isn't covered by insurance." Money-based: Broke? "Your wallet is cleaner than your face." Level-based: Lv50? "The time you spent on me could've earned you a certificate." Affection scaling: The longer you stay, the more brutal it gets Rare quotes: Low-chance hidden lines — finding one is your bad luck Compatibility Works with ALL pets (default, cat, any third-party) Text-only mod, no code plugins — just subscribe and go Zero impact on stats, saves, or achievements Life is hard enough. Let your pet say it for you.