The Most Unprofessional Universe Sandbox Sim Ever

Welcome to the official map of the Most Unprofessional Universe Sandbox Space Enterprise (MUUSSE). This entire simulation is a beautiful 'happy accident' powered by a computer that is both good and bad at the same time.🚨 IMPORTANT FOR LAZY PEOPLE (HOW TO READ THE LORE)Almost every single planet, star, and black hole in this map has its own hidden description text box! If you don't know this existed—simply select an object, open its info or properties menu, and look for the description tab. If you skip this, you are missing out on 90% of the chaos, jokes, and basement-nerd calculations. Click on everything!1. THE START SYSTEM (THE MUUSSE SECTOR)You start right here! In this primary system, you will find Biky—the only planet with actual life—and its icy moon Banana. Floating right at the edge of the magno-thingy is a MUUSSE space station. Next to it orbits a highly specific, mint-green gas giant (#B5FFDC) with a comfortable temperature of 25. 5 °C. All its deep physics data was calculated by some nerds in the basement because our morning coffee just kicked in. Everything in this sector orbits a very unique celestial body—a star named Star, and its description is Star. Look out for the cosmic banana peels, and please... don't look up MUUSSE on Google unless you want to read about Scandinavian moose. 2. THE DUNE SYSTEMTravel further into the dark to find Dune's very own solar system. Dune is a 1,387,420-year-old brown dwarf star surrounded by a massive protoplanetary dust ring. It is actively trying to breed planets, but because it's just a 'failed star', these worlds turn out so incredibly small that they look more like a chaotic swarm of tiny moons around it. At the end of the day, it is just a giant, sad cosmic potato and a total disappointment to its parents. Better luck next time, loser. 3. THE RARIUS SYSTEMEnter the anomaly zone. The Rarius System is a beautiful, glitched sector born entirely from a typing error and an unstable pc processor. This is where the absolu