The Desalate Riplash

Death on 2 wheels... yep I've had it with these bots and their contraptions of rust and steel! Constant lookouts for one of speedy little things just so that they don't sneak up on us- THEY ARE THE WORST UNIT TO FIGHT BY FAR! They zip around you peppering your squad with minigun spraying... this sucks, this war sucks, and my life sucks. Being A S. H. I. T. Dark Armada personnel is the worst they just throw you onto a planet with a apocolyptic force and expect you to make a difference in a few mile wide zone... if you leave the zone they immediately kill you. If you take more than a 5 second break one of a thousand things could kill you- HELL YOUR OWN TEAMMATE COULD KILL YOU WITH A STRAY DAMN BULLET! Glad they have that cloning tech though... someone's gotta protect earth from these interstellar nightmares- WS for movement, Mouse aim for steering, and Mouse1 to fire miniguns Eradication is our speed's essence, Bones will be what our tires make dust