Rereticent

- WASD: Drive LORE: "See, matey?!" Yelled the motorcycle fan to the segway believer, pointing at the Reticent with robotic implants sparking with fury. "Yer lil' talk of 'GuH! sEgWaYs bE sAcReD!' be jus' fishgunk! Even our ancestors knew it! Dis beaut of a bike right 'ere sold more than all them stinky two-wheelers in ye ol' Metalburg!" His artificial voice filled the Museum, embarassing his full-flesh friend. The segway guy, however, knew not to take his aggression seriously. Just like with their other brothers who had their bodies torn apart in the Pirate-Chirpo War, maybe his innibitions are slowly being replaced with mechanic bruteness. Maybe the "cyberschizophrenia," as they were calling it, was finally setting in. It was better to not argue. And besides, he was right. The Reticent WAS a best-seller... and MEMENTO Club planned to repeat the feat by modernizing it for the Space Age public. They'd bolt the old frame to a jet engine, and the "Rereticent" would be ready to be sold Galaxy-wide. A good way to earn additional funds before they leave for the Vertex 2 expedition... - Brought to you by the MEMENTO Club.