Coolboy

Don't want to be mistaken for someone who isn't COOL? Then you need this segway. It does about 52 kph (32 mph). CONTROLS: - WASD: Drive LORE: Segways are a cultural thing in the Duchy of Metalburg. It's been like this since the land's discovery by pirates, centuries ago. When they transitioned from sailing ships to driving carriages to transport ore from the mines to the shores, they kept crashing their rides because of how different they were to their trusty ships. So, they had the obnoxious idea of sticking a ship's wheel to the land vehicles, so they would become more familiar. The accidents went down by 2%, while the drivers' back pain went up by 10%. And so, the Metalburguese segway tradition began! --- Brought to you by The Metalburg Bureau™.