Morning Wood Statue
⚪ Last updated 2024⚠️ Install Order · 2 steps
Install in this order, then this mod last — most mods fail to load without their framework and dependencies in place.
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🔍 Analysis
- 👍 2.4% endorsement rate — high engagement, a strong quality signal
- 🏆 #16 of 157 Furniture mods in this game by downloads
📋 About This Mod
This mod replaces the bear statue into a giant penis. It edits the furniture object, and also the one inside the Saloon.
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A joke furniture mod that replaces the Bear statue with a giant wooden penis. Simple cosmetic swap for players wanting to add crude humor to their builds. 88 endorsements and 3,738 downloads show a small but active niche.
✨ Key Features
📊 Pros & Cons
✅ Pros
- Straight to the point: does exactly what it says, no surprises
- Small but dedicated following (88 endorsements) for a joke mod
- Easy to install and remove if you get tired of the joke
⚠️ Cons
- Only affects the Bear statue, so limited visual variety
- May not be to everyone's taste due to crude humor
- No updates since July 2024, so compatibility with future game patches is uncertain
For players who enjoy adding absurd humor to their settlements and want a quick laugh. Skip if you prefer lore-friendly or serious furniture mods.
💡 Beginner Tips
- Make sure to place the mod files in the correct Data folder for your game version.
- If you're using a mod manager, enable this mod after other furniture mods to avoid conflicts.
- Test in a new save or a settlement you don't care about to see the statue before committing.
📊 Mod Details
- Game
- Stardew Valley Mods
- Author
- Trashracc1124
- Version
- 1.0.0
- Downloads
- 3,738
- Endorsements
- 88
- Category
- Furniture
- Created
- 7/27/2024
- Updated
- 7/27/2024
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