Demoman

DEMOMAN JOINS SMACK STUDIO! Ach, ye bunch o’ dafties! The one-eyed, booze-fueled, bomb-chuckin’ madman’s here tae blow ye all tae kingdom come! Demoman’s takin’ a break from defendin’ intelligence and blowin’ up wankers tae bring his signature brand o’ mayhem tae Smack Studio! Playstyle: Ye like explosions? Good! ‘Cause I’ve got grenades, stickies, cannonballs, and a big ol’ caber ready tae go off in yer face! I’ll be peltin’ ye with my Grenade Launcher, layin’ traps with Stickybombs, and sendin’ ye flyin’ with the Loose Cannon—if ye don’t explode first! But if ye think ye can get up close an’ personal, yer in for a world o’ hurt! I’ve got a Bottle for bashin’, the Eyelander, Nine Iron, and Half-Zatoichi for slicin’ heads, and the Splendid Screen fer barrellin’ through ye like a runaway train! And if ye really get on me bad side—BOOM!—I’ll be plantin’ the Ullapool Caber straight intae yer skull! So step up, if ye dare! Just dinnae come cryin’ tae me when yer bits are scattered across the stage like a bloody jigsaw puzzle! DEMOMAN’S HERE, AND HE’S GONNA TURN THIS FIGHT INTO A RIGHT PROPER FIREWORKS SHOW! Demoman has LAP with the Z_Demoman tag