Realistic Water Two - Remove Crabalot

⭐ ⭐ (223 endorsements) 📥 84,556 downloads 📌 v1.1 📅 9/7/2021
⚪ Last updated 2022

By JazzKiwifruit · Patches

⬇ Download Mod Source: Nexus Mods ↗ 📅 Updated: 1/1/2022 📅 Created: 9/7/2021
⚠️ Install Order · 6 steps
1🛠️ SKSE64 — Skyrim Script Extender 64 Download ↗
2🔧 USSEP — Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch Download ↗
3🖥️ SkyUI — SkyUI (MCM framework) Download ↗
4🧩 Address Library — Address Library for SKSE Plugins Download ↗
5🔧 SSE Engine Fixes — SSE Engine Fixes Download ↗
6📦 Realistic Water Two Find it →

Install in this order, then this mod last — most mods fail to load without their framework and dependencies in place.

🔍 Analysis

  • 👍 0.3% endorsement rate
  • 🏆 #8 of 274 Patches mods in this game by downloads

📋 About This Mod

Realistic Water Two is a great mod, but it adds an Easter Egg NPC in the form of a ghost mudcrab called "Sir Crabalot" in a certain spot in the Whiterun tundra. It's not initially hostile or anything - but I'm a grumpy curmudgeon who hates "cute" extras like that in mods, so here's a patch to get rid of him.

That's all.

🤖 AI-enhanced — based on mod data

A tiny patch that removes the 'Sir Crabalot' Easter Egg NPC from Realistic Water Two. For players who find the joke immersion-breaking. Simple drop-in fix with 223 endorsements.

✨ Key Features

Removes the 'Sir Crabalot' Easter Egg NPC from Realistic Water Two.
Lightweight patch with 223 endorsements and over 84,000 downloads.
Last updated January 2022, stable for years.

📊 Pros & Cons

✅ Pros

  • Community-approved (223 endorsements) and widely downloaded (84k+).
  • Does exactly what it says: kills the crab joke for good.
  • Tiny file, no performance impact.

⚠️ Cons

  • Only useful if you actually hate the crab—otherwise pointless.
  • Requires Realistic Water Two as a base, so it's not standalone.
  • Compatibility risk if other mods alter the same NPC or water records.
🎯 Is This For You?
For Skyrim players who find Sir Crabalot's Easter Egg annoying and want a clean, lore-friendly water mod. Skip if you enjoy the joke or don't use Realistic Water Two.
📦 Install:Easy· Under 1 minute

💡 Beginner Tips

  • Place this patch after Realistic Water Two in your load order so it overrides correctly.
  • If you use a mod manager, let it handle the file placement—it's just an ESP.
  • Check that no other mod re-adds Sir Crabalot; if so, you'll need a conflict resolution patch.

📊 Mod Details

Game
Skyrim Mods
Author
JazzKiwifruit
Version
1.1
Downloads
84,556
Endorsements
223
Category
Patches
Created
9/7/2021
Updated
1/1/2022

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