Realistic Water Two - Remove Crabalot
⚪ Last updated 2022⚠️ Install Order · 6 steps
Install in this order, then this mod last — most mods fail to load without their framework and dependencies in place.
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🔍 Analysis
- 👍 0.3% endorsement rate
- 🏆 #8 of 274 Patches mods in this game by downloads
📋 About This Mod
Realistic Water Two is a great mod, but it adds an Easter Egg NPC in the form of a ghost mudcrab called "Sir Crabalot" in a certain spot in the Whiterun tundra. It's not initially hostile or anything - but I'm a grumpy curmudgeon who hates "cute" extras like that in mods, so here's a patch to get rid of him.
That's all.
A tiny patch that removes the 'Sir Crabalot' Easter Egg NPC from Realistic Water Two. For players who find the joke immersion-breaking. Simple drop-in fix with 223 endorsements.
✨ Key Features
📊 Pros & Cons
✅ Pros
- Community-approved (223 endorsements) and widely downloaded (84k+).
- Does exactly what it says: kills the crab joke for good.
- Tiny file, no performance impact.
⚠️ Cons
- Only useful if you actually hate the crab—otherwise pointless.
- Requires Realistic Water Two as a base, so it's not standalone.
- Compatibility risk if other mods alter the same NPC or water records.
For Skyrim players who find Sir Crabalot's Easter Egg annoying and want a clean, lore-friendly water mod. Skip if you enjoy the joke or don't use Realistic Water Two.
💡 Beginner Tips
- Place this patch after Realistic Water Two in your load order so it overrides correctly.
- If you use a mod manager, let it handle the file placement—it's just an ESP.
- Check that no other mod re-adds Sir Crabalot; if so, you'll need a conflict resolution patch.
📊 Mod Details
- Game
- Skyrim Mods
- Author
- JazzKiwifruit
- Version
- 1.1
- Downloads
- 84,556
- Endorsements
- 223
- Category
- Patches
- Created
- 9/7/2021
- Updated
- 1/1/2022
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