Courier Delivers Junk Mail

Have you ever felt like Skyrim doesn't have enough postal fraud in it? Do you love getting things in the mail? Want more opportunities to socialize with the courier?

This mod gives you a 50% chance each week to receive a piece of junk mail. Get credit offers, chain letters, and messages from "Yokudan Princes". Start collecting pointless notifications and annoying advertisements... or install this on a friend's game without telling them. I won't judge.

ESL-flagged, cleaned with SSEedit.

Compatibility:

Tested and confirmed to work with:

• []Better Courier[/]

  []Informed Mail Delivery[/]

  []Skald's Mail[/]

  []Should be compatible with pretty much any courier replacer mod. I tested it with The Courier Crew and... this one. If it worked when the courier was a giant spider, I'm pretty sure it'll work with anything else. Let me know if not.[/]

  There are 16 possible messages you can receive. I've listed them below for convenience, but I recommend installing the mod and getting surprised instead of reading this.

  • []Autonomous Advertisement (AI-generated slop)[/]

    []Blank Note (Somebody forgot to write the actual message)[/]

    []Chain Letter (Sent to you for good luck)[/]

    []Unsolicited Picture of a Cock (This is SFW, I promise)[/]

    []Delivery Failure Alert (A previous message could not be delivered)[/]

    []Your Cart's Extended Warranty (They've been trying to reach you!)[/]

    []Foreign Message (It's not any language YOU speak...)[/]

    []Fundraising Request (Politicians want your money)[/]

    []Excessive Threat (A Skyrim-ified version of the Navy Seal copypasta)[/]

    []Pre-Approval Notice (A credit line offer)[/]

    []Note: In Your Area (Meet hot singles TONIGHT!)[/]

    []SKAM Advertisement (Try Skyrim's newest meat alternative!)[/]

    []Message about Cubic Time (A letter from... this guy)[/]

    []Update Reequest (A misspelled phishing attempt)[/]

    []Message to the Wrong Addressee (A very heartfelt apology to somebody else)[/]

    []Message From a Yokudan Prince (He'll share his fortune with you if you pay a small transfer fee!)[/]

    Shoutout to Matthiaswagg, dylbill, and Darkfox127 for providing code examples that I hacked together into a single script. Also shoutout to anyone who offers advice to modding noobs.

    If this made you laugh, please endorse! And if you like my work, feel free to buy me a coffee: ko-fi.com/yeahbutironically