Beyond Skyrim - Calipers SE
⚪ Last updated 2017⚠️ Install Order · 5 steps
Install in this order, then this mod last — most mods fail to load without their framework and dependencies in place.
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🔍 Analysis
- 👍 4.5% endorsement rate — high engagement, a strong quality signal
- 🏆 #11 of 13 Collectables, Treasure Hunts, and Puzzles mods in this game by downloads
📋 About This Mod
Now that Bruma is out for Legendary Edition, we've decided to take a well deserved break. In the meantime, we are proud to re-introduce Beyond Skyrim: Calipers, the next epic chapter in the Elder Scrolls saga, to the Special Edition audience. From the defeat of Alduin, to Solstheim, to calipers, this latest Skyrim content release serves to solidify the diversity of the Dovahkiin's adventures. Featuring millions of calipers and your favorite Daedric Prince, Dark Creations and the Beyond Skyrim team are proud to present Beyond Skyrim: Calipers!
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The Beyond Skyrim team have slaved away for a great many minutes to bring this slice of pure, unfiltered, unadulterated adventure to the collective fingertips of the Skyrim playerbase. We have lovingly crafted each of the (infinite) calipers in Beyond Skyrim: Calipers with painstaking attention to detail and an eye for the sublime. We have even brought the Madgod himself into the fold.
Installation:
Add to your Skyrim data folder, check BSCalipers.esp on your load order, and sing praise to Sheogorath. Whilst doing a handstand, if possible.
Uninstallation:
Why would you ever want to uninstall this mod? Did we do something wrong?
Were our calipers not good enough for you?
Would you have preferred tongs instead?
Fine. Be that way. Delete BSCalipers.esp and BSCalipers.bsa. See if I care.
Change Log:
Initial release
Future Updates:
Caliper-based barter system.
Lore-friendly caliper origin quest-line.
Mountable calipers.
Climates of Tamriel compatibility patch.
40,000xx40,000 HD replacer textures.
Marriageable calipers.
Rebalancing to bring value closer in line with tongs.
Known Issues:
Common side effects include facial flushing, headaches, stomach pain, nasal congestion, nausea, and an inability to differentiate between the colors green and blue.
Compatibility:
Beyond Skyrim: Calipers is fully compatible with CBBE, UNP and ADEC. In the future, we even plan to make it compatible with Climates of Tamriel, but sadly, due to the highly complex nature of our Calliper Attunement and Orientation Script™, we were unable to include this for the initial release.
Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeTiU8TmEzo
Developers:
Modeling and Texturing - Psychedelic
Scripting - Thingy Person
Writing - Lasur Arkinshade
Voice Acting - Trendane Sparks
Trailer Voiceover - Zaf
Trailer Editor - Wellpapp
Trailer Music - CaptainCreepy
Caliper Wrangler - 1shoedpunk
Calipers logo - Zaldiir
Special Thanks:
We would like to extend special thanks to the foll
Beyond Skyrim: Calipers SE is a joke mod from the Beyond Skyrim team that adds calipers to Skyrim Special Edition, complete with Sheogorath and a humorous tone. It's a small, community-loved novelty with 495 endorsements, last updated in 2017.
✨ Key Features
📊 Pros & Cons
✅ Pros
- Community-approved joke mod with 495 endorsements and over 11k downloads.
- From the reputable Beyond Skyrim team, so you know the quality is there even for a gag.
- Adds a unique, silly item to your game that fits the lore with Sheogorath's involvement.
⚠️ Cons
- It's a joke mod, so don't expect serious content or long-term gameplay value.
- Last updated in 2017, so it may have compatibility issues with newer Skyrim SE patches or other mods.
- Potential conflicts with mods that alter the same leveled lists or add similar items, though not explicitly stated.
For Skyrim players who enjoy a good laugh and want to add a quirky, lore-friendly item to their game. Perfect for those who appreciate the Beyond Skyrim team's humor and want a lighthearted addition to their load order. Skip if you're looking for serious quests or gameplay changes—this is purely a novelty item.
💡 Beginner Tips
- Make sure to enable BSCalipers.esp in your load order after adding the files to your Data folder.
- If you're using a mod manager, you can install it directly and it will handle the file placement.
- For the full experience, follow the installation instructions literally: sing praise to Sheogorath while doing a handstand—it's part of the fun.
📊 Mod Details
- Game
- Skyrim Mods
- Author
- Beyond Skyrim
- Version
- 1.0
- Downloads
- 11,034
- Endorsements
- 495
- Category
- Collectables, Treasure Hunts, and Puzzles
- Created
- 7/16/2017
- Updated
- 7/16/2017
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