Hoamaii Modular Iron Armor

Revenge of The Sexified Housecarls IV

Hoamaii Modular Iron Armor For Male

A LITTLE BACKTORY:

Well, yeah, I confess: I have been inflicting skimpy armors on my female housecarls ever since I discovered it did not seem to stop them from carrying my burden or saving my butt. Why I've been doing that is some kind of a mind puzzle: since they're mostly tagging along behind me, I hardly get a chance to enjoy the view at all anyway...

Whether they resented me for not paying attention enough to their lovely UNP curves and clean skins or for selfishly freezing their butts in High Hrothgar, I'm not sure, but they nevertheless set their minds on inflicting the same revigorating icy-butt experience on my poor male character whenever they could lay their hands on a forge or a tanning rack.

This time I thought I was safe though, fighting Molag Bal and some confusing civil war in a parallel place and time strangely called "ESO" (no follower nor housecarls there my friends, can you imagine a post-Skyrim Tamriel where your actually HAVE to carry your own burden?!.. a Nirn gone wrong, I tell you). Anyway, yeah, I thought my lovely housecarls were fast asleep in a warm and cozy place called "Save 1277" but no - the minute I pushed that save 1277 door, they were there, eagerly waiting for me to try this new armor on!..

And I tell you: that cod piece is the worst revenge they could possibly think of, it's cold, it's damn uncomfortable, it's... well, why don't you try it on and tell me?

MOD DESCRIPTION:

This standalone, modular armor is made of broken pieces of the Vanilla Iron Armor which can now be crafted and worn separately from each other to create a different kind of equipment to your liking. Most pieces can be mixed and matched with my other armors too.

Under the Iron section at the forge, you'll find 10 new items:

- Iron Cod Piece (underwear): using the body slot (32)

- Bare-chested Pauldron (modeled close to the body so there's no awkward gap): slot 58

- Cuirass Pauldron (modeled to be worn on top of the cuirass): slot 58

- Light cuirass (no pauldron): slot 56

- Heavy Cuirass (with right pauldron): slot 56

- Fur Belt (identical to the Vanilla one): slot 55

- Plated Belt (no fur, only one plated thigh): slot 55

- High Boots (never understood why Vanilla boots don't protect the knees): feet slot (37)

- Wristguard (gloveless): hands slot (33)

- Wolf Fur Cloak (from the bandit armor): slot 46

This should give you 25 different possible combinations. When all worn t