Barbaric Boob Armor for UNP CBBE BBP and Bounceless

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Well it's another skimpy armor! Kinna rustic, sorta. Little bitta leather, little bitta fur. Lotta feathers. And teeth. Gotta have teeth. If you're offended by this sort of thing I gotta ask what you're doing clicking on something that has "boob armor" right in the title. C'mon, son.

"What's in this dumb thing, idiot?" I hear you ask. Well, ya gots:

-4 Loincloths (2 hide, 2 sabrecat fur)

-2 Vests (light-n-dark)

-2 Handwraps (light-n-dark)

-2 Pairs of leather boots (say it with me: light-n-dark)

-2 Pairs of fur legwarmer things! (yo, c'mon)

-2 Armbands (if you don't know by now...)

-2 Earrings (2 different metals, and by "2 earrings" I mean 2 sets of 1 earring. It goes in your right ear)

-1 Headdress

-1 Necklace

And you can make them all at the smithing forge under steel (that's where scaled is, right?)! The only exceptions are the necklace and earrings which are found under jewelry. No perks necessary.

Armor-wise you're looking at scaled armor stats. Didn't want it to be (too) ridiculous, but on the other hand I didn't want to be realistic (no armor for anyone ever!) and have it be unviable for mid-late game antics. They do also have scaled armor keywords so your ability to craft advanced armors will help you temper it all. OH! And the headdress might take the circlet slot, but its keywords mark it as a light armor helmet, so theoretically you should get your bonuses from perks and all.

These might be ever-so-slightly challenging to craft. I'm a little bored with armors, etc. that just say "have leather strips, will travel" so things are a bit more realistic. Well. At least a reasonable facsimile. So the headdress? That thing done gots five feathers all up in it. So you need five feathers to craft it. Also I felt it would be a bit of a cheat to just call for a couple pieces of leather and call it good, given that this little ensemble actually provides decent armor.

Something to note is that, because the vest occupies the body slot (slot 32), wearing only the loincloth will count as being naked. So if you're worried about people commenting loudly on the state of your undress, you can try this mod to shut them up. Users of certain ~~adult mods~~ probably know