BD9000 - I had a Massive Problem With My Little Friend then I a Met a Goddess Who Promised to Bless

The Tragedy of a Short-Lived Legend

I was not a hero. I was just an ordinary guy living an ordinary life, haunted by one persistent shadow: my "little friend" just did not have the stamina. It was a source of constant frustration, leaving me "finished" after only 6 seconds. After a freak accident involving a distracted truck driver, I found myself in a glowing void facing a Goddess who looked like she stepped out of a high-tier gacha game.

"I am tired of coming up short!" I shouted. "In my next life, give me a high-performance nether-region! I want a tool that never quits and stays steady under pressure! I am ready to finally conquer a harem of beast-kin waifus!"

She chuckled (a sound that I now realize was pure malice) and snapped her fingers. "Granted, seeker. I shall give your 'small friend' the power of a God. It shall stay as compact as a duty pistol, yet its endurance shall be infinite and its aim shall never waver."

I woke up. I did not feel silk sheets or the soft hands of an elven princess. I felt the greasy, hard plastic of a Lenco BearCat bench. I looked down, heart racing, expecting to find myself transformed. Instead, I was clutching the BD9000. It had not grown an inch. It was still a tiny, pistol-sized TRPL. No waifus in sight; just four massive, beefy dudes in full Kevlar (Judge, King, and the boys) staring at me.

The BD9000 Spicy Gun

A compact duty-pistol style TRPL that received a "divine blessing" to rectify the shortcomings of my "little friend" back in my old world. While the standard model is limited to a mere 6 rounds, this Biggus Dickus variant abandons all restraint for a staggering 9,000-round reservoir and divinely stabilized recoil. It is not a "grower" since it stays pistol-sized and unassuming, but it delivers a level of endurance that lasts longer than any launcher in its class. A truly spicy gun that makes anyone that I unload to writhe in pain or pleasure depending on their kink, ensuring you stay performing with a perfectly steady hand long after the big rifles have gone soft.

: An internal reservoir of 9,000 rounds. While a normal TRPL gives up after 6 shots, I can fire for hours without ever "finishing." The BD9000 simply refuses to go soft, even if the frame stays pocket-sized.

: She stripped away all recoil. This "little friend" stays perfectly level no matter how fast you pull the trigger. It is a laser-accurate stream of spicy justice that never kicks back or muzzle-climbs.

: This is the ultimate spicy gun. It is so potent that it makes anyone that I unload to writhe in pain or pleasure depending on their kink. Is it the kinetic energy causing the agony? Or is it a "pleasure" thing based on their secret desires? Either way, they are screaming, and I am just trying to keep my eyes on th