The Piano Man

The "Piano Man", also known as Timothy White, is a well known drug smuggler and hitman in West Yorkshire. He is renowned for his habit of strangling people to death with a piano wire, sometimes with enough force to decapitate his victims according to some sources. We now have word that he has broken into a piano salesroom and warehouse along with several of his men. According to our informants, this is likely because he has been smuggling drugs in and out of the country by hiding them in pianos (so check any pianos for drugs). These pianos have either been sent to the wrong recipient or he simply wants to use the piano warehouse to help run his illegal activities - he is known to be greedy and power hungry and will kill anyone to expand his trade. The "Piano Man" is volatile, fearless and possesses extreme physical strength. He may not be the most clever, but this makes him all the more dangerous. So do be careful with this one, and for hell's sake don't get yourself garroted...