SCP-999 - Tickling Monster

SCP-999 - Tickling Monster Object No.: SCP-999 Object Class: Safe Special conditions of detention: SCP-999 is allowed to roam freely around the complex if it so wishes, in other cases it is necessary to keep it inside the pen, especially during the "quiet hour" from 20:00 to 21:00 or during the lockdown of the entire Zone (for the sake of the creature's safety). The creature is not allowed to leave the pen at night or leave the territory of the complex. The pen should always be clean, the food should be changed twice a day. All employees are allowed to enter the SCP-999 holding area, but only if they have no other business at that time or if they have a break. You should play with the creature when he is bored, you need to talk to him in a calm voice, avoiding a threatening tone. Description: SCP-999 looks like a large amorphous gelatinous mass of transparent orange mucus, weighing approximately 54 kg (120 lb) and having a viscosity like peanut butter. The size of the creature and its shape are constantly changing, although at rest it takes the form of a flattened hemisphere 2 m wide and 1 m high. The surface of SCP-999 is covered with a thin transparent membrane, like in animal cells, 0. 5 cm thick. This membrane has extreme elasticity, which allows SCP-999 to flatten to a thickness of 2 cm. Although the surface of the creature's body has the property of hydrophobicity, it is able to absorb liquids (see Appendix SCP-999-A). The chemical composition of the substance that SCP-999 consists of is unknown, but organic compounds can easily be digested in it. The nature of the creature can best be described as "playful", in some ways its behavior is similar to that of a dog: if you approach it, SCP-999 will depict a stormy delight, crawl up to the nearest person and jump on him, "hugging" him with a pair of pseudopods, and the third pressing against the person's face, all the while making a high-pitched sound similar to gurgling and cooing. The surface of SCP-999 emits a p