EAS Co.™ Vanity Dispenser Building™

Approximate Cost: ~$1,337. 00 This little building brought to you by Ease Of Access™ can supply all of you visitors with enough money to keep them in the park to ride rides. While it can do that I also Dispenses ballons so the kids at the park can have something to cry about when they inevitably lose it and have to buy another one. Whats the catch with the ballons? The ballon stand is equipped with industrial grade lubricant which when applied to the strings of the ballons make them quite easy to loose. The building also comes with a hat stand that can sell your visitors anything from visors to Absurdly Huge Purple Cowboy Hats™ . The hats are made from the lowest grade possible materials which makes them not very good for cooling people off, causing them to want a nice and cool soft drink. And of course the building also comes with a Information booth fitted with maps made out of paper about the same strength as Value Brand Toilet Paper. All of these clever sabotages of quality make sure that the demand for them is always high. Buy one today!