Golden Goose - High Intensity Wild Mouse

Need a RELIABLE, HIGH-INTENSITY, HIGH-PROFIT Wild Mouse ride to start your park with? Place a Golden Goose today! – Excitement: 60. 8 (Very high) – Intensity: 75. 6 (High) – Nausea: 13. 4 (Very low) – Size: tiny 2x10 without entrance/exit. – Throughput: 100/month (maximum for a regular Wild Mouse). – Rigorously tested. – Has a photo section! – Works perfectly in V1. 7j (23 Dec. 2020) – CRIMINALLY CHEAP cost of $1,762. 00 – Only $121. 00 more than Cash Cow! You should add the Golden Goose to your park because... – It (probably) resembles a goose...? – Guests stop complaining that your park doesn't have any high-intensity rides! – It's great at making money. – I want you to. Golden Goose is a remaster of Cash Cow . Cash Cow is a famous design that no longer functions as of V1. 4c (2 Sept. 2019), since guests hate extremely short rides now. Because it had only 15 seconds duration, excitement dropped from High to Low. Golden Goose skirts this requirement by: having a longer track, using block brakes, and using the maximum number of trains (6/6). Your Golden Goose will earn ~$900/month at 9. 00 per ticket, pushing a BLISTERING throughput of 100 customers/month with a satisfaction of ~75%. Its stats are calculated with zero scenery—adding any scenery will improve your mileage! Not actually criminal or illegal. Golden Goose is thoroughly tested in order to abide by every Parkitect rule and regulation, of which there are none. Warning! If you place it above-ground: Excitement drops to 48. 9 (High). You may charge 7. 00 per ticket with a satisfaction of 70%, earning ~$700, also calculated with zero scenery. Costs $1,815. 00.