Guard Infamy Greeting Fix
⚪ Last updated 2023⚠️ Install Order · 3 steps
Install in this order, then this mod last — most mods fail to load without their framework and dependencies in place.
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🔍 Analysis
- 👍 0.9% endorsement rate
- 🏆 #34 of 76 Patches mods in this game by downloads
📋 About This Mod
If you're tired of hearing these same two lines...
"Crime doesn't pay. We have long memories. We won't forget"
"Crime don't pay. My cells is full of fools thinkin' it did. I might just sees ya there soon."
... Then this mod is for you.
All I did was set those 2 lines to random.
Requirements: Unofficial Oblivion Patch
To install use a mod manager or drag and drop GuardInfamyGreetingFix.esp into Oblivion's data folder
and active it.
To uninstall, use your mod manager or delete GuardInfamyGreetingFix.esp in Oblivion's data folder
Guard Infamy Greeting Fix is a small patch that addresses a bug in the Unofficial Oblivion Patch where guards and jailors repeat the same greeting when your infamy is 50 or higher. It stops the loop while keeping the lines audible. Ideal for Oblivion players with high infamy who find the repetition annoying.
✨ Key Features
📊 Pros & Cons
✅ Pros
- Directly solves an annoying bug for high-infamy characters (392 endorsements)
- Lightweight patch that doesn't remove content, just stops the repetition
- Simple fix with a clear purpose—no bloat, just the fix
⚠️ Cons
- Only relevant if you play with high infamy—most players won't notice it
- Requires the Unofficial Oblivion Patch to be installed, which isn't mentioned in the description
- Last updated in 2023—may not be tested with the latest Oblivion mod setups
For Oblivion players who rack up high infamy and are tired of hearing the same guard greeting on loop. If you're a completionist or roleplayer who goes evil, this is a must-have. Skip if you rarely exceed 50 infamy or don't use the Unofficial Oblivion Patch.
💡 Beginner Tips
- Make sure you have the Unofficial Oblivion Patch installed first, as this fix is designed for it.
- Use a mod manager like Wrye Bash or OBMM to install the mod and ensure proper load order.
- If you're using a mod that alters guard dialogue, test after installing to confirm no conflicts.
📊 Mod Details
- Game
- Oblivion Mods
- Author
- idgafaboutnames
- Version
- 1.2
- Downloads
- 42,102
- Endorsements
- 392
- Category
- Patches
- Created
- 8/17/2022
- Updated
- 8/2/2023
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