LDM - Ooh You're Naked begone - Immersive Crassius Curio Greetings
⚪ Last updated 2020⚠️ Install Order · 2 steps
Install in this order, then this mod last — most mods fail to load without their framework and dependencies in place.
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🔍 Analysis
- 👍 7.3% endorsement rate — high engagement, a strong quality signal
- 🏆 #4 of 62 Audio mods in this game by downloads
📋 About This Mod
This mod is now included in LDM - Context Matters. Don't use it if you're using LDM - CM!
Ooh, You're Naked! begone
Immersive Crassius Curio Greetings
Ever thought it was weird that Crassius Curio asks you to strip for him, and then the very next thing he says is "Ooh, you're naked. Spare me" or "Someone with your good looks needs more clothing"? Yeah, me too. Now he'll have more positive / flirtatious hello lines when you're naked.
The lines he will now say are the following:
hlo_im147 - I'm all yours. Please, go ahead.
hlo_im148 - I see I stand in good company. What can I do for you?
hlo_im160 - You seem like very good company.
hlo_im158_crass - Well hello there.
idl_im005 - Hmmm.
idl_im006 - Whistle.
hlo_im158 - A nudist! How wonderful! You seem to be a lively spirit.
hlo_im156 - It's hard to believe one can be so notorious and charming at the same time.
All lines are vanilla voice lines, except for hlo_im158_crass, which PoodleSandwich kindly created by editing the audio of a vanilla line.
hlo_im158 will only play if the player is NOT part of House Hlaalu and has NOT progressed past a certain part of the Main Quest (because Crassius asks you to strip at certain points of those questlines and it would be very odd if he sounded surprised that you got naked ;) )
hlo_im156 will only play if the player has a significant (>= 1000) bounty.
Compatibility Notes:
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This mod only edits his hello responses when the player is naked, so it probably won't conflict with anything else, but if you do run into any problems please let me know.
It's compatible with vonwolfe's Idle Talk, which is a fantastic mod and highly recommended.
Change log
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Version 1. 1
- Added a custom line (well hello there) created by PoodleSandwich from vanilla audio.
Version 1. 0
- Initial release.
This audio mod replaces Crassius Curio's 'Ooh, you're naked' line in Morrowind with something more appropriate. It's a small, niche fix for players tired of that repetitive greeting. With 55 endorsements and 757 downloads, it's a compact quality-of-life tweak.
✨ Key Features
📊 Pros & Cons
✅ Pros
- Fixes an annoying line that breaks immersion for many players.
- Small file size, easy to install and remove.
- Active community (55 endorsements) for such a niche mod.
⚠️ Cons
- Only affects one line of dialogue—may not be worth it if you rarely encounter Crassius.
- No compatibility notes for mods that alter Crassius's dialogue or AI.
- Last updated in 2020, so may not be tested with latest Morrowind patches or mods.
For Morrowind players who are tired of Crassius's repetitive and immersion-breaking line. If you're a roleplayer who wants more consistent dialogue, this is a quick fix. Skip if you don't interact with Crassius much or prefer larger overhauls.
💡 Beginner Tips
- Make sure to place the mod files in your Morrowind Data Files folder and activate the .esp in the launcher.
- If you use a mod manager like Wrye Mash or MO2, install it through there to keep your load order clean.
- This mod only changes audio, so it won't conflict with most other mods unless they also edit Crassius's dialogue.
📊 Mod Details
- Game
- Morrowind Mods
- Author
- Lucevar
- Version
- 1.1
- Downloads
- 757
- Endorsements
- 55
- Category
- Audio
- Created
- 11/2/2019
- Updated
- 4/11/2020
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