Crassius Curio's Big Balls
⚪ Last updated 2021⚠️ Install Order · 2 steps
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🔍 Analysis
- 🏆 #123 of 131 Immersion mods in this game by downloads
📋 About This Mod
"Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night"
-Crassius Curio
Crassius Curio throws a big ball on the 15th of every month. He invites nobles from the other providences to discuss busniess with House Hlaalu. Join the party!
Every party will have a slightly different attendance, it'll be pretty random!
Requires Morrowind Master Files
1. 2 - more dialog, latest rumors, added topic 'big balls'
1. 1 - update to fix greeting bugs; added many new greeting dialogs for nobles and dancers, added a few more noble spawn spots
1. 0 - initial release
Other Crassius Curio Mods:
Crassius Curio's Weekly Pilgrimage
Crassius Curio's Argonian Maid
Crassius Curio Gets Comfortable
Crassius Curio's Dancing Boy
Crassius Curio's Voice
Crassius Curio's Portraits
Crassius Curio's Big Balls
A tiny immersion mod for Morrowind that gives Crassius Curio the biggest balls of Vvardenfell. With 25 endorsements and last updated in 2021, it's a niche joke mod for players who want a laugh. No detailed features are provided, but the premise is clear.
✨ Key Features
📊 Pros & Cons
✅ Pros
- Hilarious concept for Morrowind players who enjoy absurdist humor.
- Tiny download (356 downloads) means it's lightweight and won't bloat your load order.
- Simple premise—no complex mechanics to learn.
⚠️ Cons
- Very niche—only 25 endorsements, so it's not widely tested.
- Last updated in 2021, so it may not be compatible with the latest Morrowind modding tools.
For Morrowind veterans who've done everything and want a silly distraction. Perfect for players who enjoy meme mods and want to see a beloved character with absurd anatomy. Skip if you're looking for serious immersion or lore-friendly content.
💡 Beginner Tips
- Since it's a simple mod, just drop the files into your Data Files folder and activate the esp in the Morrowind Launcher.
- If you use a mod manager like Wrye Mash or Mod Organizer 2, install it through that to keep your load order clean.
- Check if the mod requires any specific mesh or texture replacers—if it does, make sure you have them installed.
📊 Mod Details
- Game
- Morrowind Mods
- Author
- Amazingly Randi
- Version
- 1.2
- Downloads
- 356
- Endorsements
- 25
- Category
- Immersion
- Created
- 6/5/2021
- Updated
- 6/12/2021
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