New Death Messages Resource Pack

%1$s is the person or named mob that died

%2$s is the mob or person that killed %1$s

%3$s is the thing used to kill %1$s

### Changes:

(Fall off ladder) "%1$s stepped down from their position as boss of a ladder",

(Fall off vines) "%1$s discovered that they are not Tarzan",

(Fall off weeping vines) "%1$s thought weeping vines were already handling too much",

(Fall off twisting vines) "%1$s wanted to be on the A-twist",

(Fall off scaffolding) "%1$s was not a licensed construction worker",

(Fall from a high place) "%1$s thought climbing was overrated",

(Fall while climbing other climbable) "%1$s did not execute a MLG water bucket clutch successfully",

(Fall after taking damage from non-entities) "%1$s thought a bucket of milk could stop fall damage",

(Fall after taking damage from entity) "%1$s was doomed to fall by the evil, most despicable, fall damage inducing %2$s",

(Fall after taking damage from entity holding renamed item) "%1$s experienced airtime by %2$s using the deadly %3$s",

(Fall and then get killed by entity after)"%1$s experienced a miracle but was destined to die by %2$s",

(Fall and then get killed by entity with renamed item after)"%1$s forgot to turn anti-gravity on and %2$s took advantage of it by using %3$s",

(Struck by lightning) "Zeus decided %1$s should die",

(Struck by lightning while fighting) "%1$s was not wearing rubber while fighting %2$s",

(Burn to death in fire) "%1$s got fired from their job of existing",

(Burn to death in fire while fighting) "%1$s went down in the hall of flame whilst fighting %2$s",

(Burn to death on fire) "%1$s attempted to roleplay a birthday candle",

(Burn to death on fire while fighting) "%1$s couldn't call the firefighters whilst fighting %2$s",

(Burn to death in lava) "%1$s discovered lava is not a cheeto colored hot tub",

(Burn to death in lava while escaping)"%1$s learned hiding in lava is a bad idea to escape %2$s",

(Burn to death on magma) "%1$s 's shift key was broken",

(Burn to death on magma after being hit) "%2$s made %1$s feel the heat",

(Suffocate) "%1$s did not discover a new x-ray glitch",

(Suffocate while fighting) "%1$s did not bring their oxygen tank whilst fighting %2$s",

(Crammed) "%1$s was shown too much love",

(Crammed after being hit) "%2$s always wanted to give %1$s a massive hug",

(Drown) "%1$s did not bring their Seaglide",

(Drown while escaping) "%1$s forgot they weren't a fish whilst trying to escape %2$s",

(Starve) "The cake %1$s was promised was a lie and they starved to death",

(Starve while fighting) "%1$s did not save their slice of butterscotch-cinnamon pie for their final battle with San- er... %2$s",

(Pricked by cactus) "%1$s loved plants too much",

(Pricked by cactus while escaping) "%1$s ran into a running cactus and got poked by 1000 needles whilst trying to escape %2$s",

(General death) "%1$s died a boring, sad, and lame death without a unique death message",

(Hit by entity then general death) "%1$s died because %2$s decided they shouldn't exist anymore",

(Explode) "%1$s had an explosive break down",

(Explode by entity) "%1$s was blown up by good 'ol %2$s",

(Explode by entity using renamed item) "%1$s was blown up by the creeper want-a-be %2$s using %3$s",

(Instant Damage or Commands) "%1$s gathered too much magic",

(Instant Damage or Commands while escaping) "%1$s got Gandalfed by the cackling %2$s",

(Death message too long) "%1$s , I'm impressed", (Because it’s theoretically impossible)

(Death message too long message) "Wow, nice job: %s", (Because again, it’s theoretically impossible)

(Wither effect) "%1$s Thanos dusted away",

(Wither effect while fighting) "Thanos snapped %1$s away whilst they were fighting %2$s",

(Wither skull) "%1$s was obliterated by the %2$s (Better kill it quickly...)",

(Falling Anvil) "%1$s thought a falling anvil was just a big fly",

(Falling anvil while fighting) "%1$s was squashed by a way too elaborate trap with a falling anvil whilst fighting %2$s",

(Falling block) "%1$s is not big brain after being squashed by a falling block",

(Falling block while fighting) "S