laowu meme

**(https://www.mcmod.cn/class/29058.html)** # laowu meme A Minecraft meme mod about cats! When a cat named **Laowu** (老吴) gets close to any other cat, they lock eyes, bump heads with mirrored head-tilts, arch their backs, grow bigger, and a random BGM starts playing. Right-click either cat to break it up and they walk away naturally. Works in singleplayer and multiplayer — the server is authoritative, so every player sees the exact same thing. ## Features - A cat named "Laowu" + any cat within 6 blocks → they walk together, face each other, **mirrored head-tilt + arched-back hissing pose + size boost** - Randomly plays one of the selected BGMs (audible within 16 blocks) - Right-click either cat to break them up; they walk off naturally - The broken-up pair won't retrigger for 3 minutes - **Milkcat reskin**: name any cat "奶猫" (Milkcat) to swap its texture to a cute yellow cartoon cat (same skin for all coat colors, adults only) - **Shovel flatten**: right-click a cat with any shovel to flatten it into a "干" shape (body squashed, legs splayed) — it pops back after 8 seconds; also cancels any active head-bump pairing ## Maodie Cat (multi-block structure) There's a second feature: **Maodie Cat** (耄耋). Build a wall structure from **any wood-type blocks** (oak, spruce, birch, jungle, acacia, dark oak, cherry, mangrove, warped, etc. — mixing is fine), and a nearby cat named **Maodie** will be summoned to sit on its seat. While seated, the cat hisses on loop when a player is within 5 blocks and turns its head to track the nearest player. Breaking the structure releases it. !(https://cdn.modrinth.com/data/cached_images/31c2b684b09da2982e9d5330d4dadd15fcde38e3.png) ### How it works - Once the structure is detected, the server finds a cat named Maodie within 10 blocks, teleports it onto the **anchor stair top** and makes it sit (AI not frozen). - Seated cat: player within **5 blocks** → looping hiss sound (`maodie.ogg`, audible within 16 blocks with natural falloff); the cat **tracks the nearest player** with its head. Stops when you leave the range. - Breaking any part of the structure (especially the anchor stair) → releases the cat; it stands up and walks away. - **Name-based reskin**: any cat named Maodie gets a "Hakimi-style" texture matching its own coat color (adult cats only; kittens keep vanilla textures to avoid errors). Purely client-side, name-based, independent of the structure. ### Building the structure This is a "cat house wall": lay a **6-wide (x:0–5) × 6-tall (y:0–5)** vertical face on the ground, all blocks on the **same z layer** (1 block thick). **Any wood-type blocks** work (planks / stairs / trapdoors / slabs); different wood types can be mixed. Elevation view (y top-to-bottom, x left-to-right; origin `` is the bottom-left ground block): ``` y\x 0 1 2 3 4 5 5 4 3 2 1 ← anchor stair at x=4,y=1 (cat sits on top) 0 ``` Legend: `S`=stairs `T`=trapdoor `P`=planks `L`=slab ``=air (empty) Block list (23 blocks total, relative to origin ``): | Coords (x,y,z) | Block | Key state | |---|---|---| | 1,0,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, open | | 2,0,0 | Planks | — | | 3,0,0 | Planks | — | | 4,0,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, open | | 1,1,0 | Stairs | top half, straight | | 2,1,0 | Trapdoor | top half, closed | | 3,1,0 | Stairs | top half, straight | | **4,1,0** | **Stairs** | **top half, straight (anchor / cat seat)** | | 0,2,0 | Trapdoor | top half, open | | 1,2,0 | Slab | top half | | 2,2,0 | Stairs | top half, straight | | 4,2,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, open | | 5,2,0 | Trapdoor | top half, open | | 0,3,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, open | | 1,3,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, open | | 3,3,0 | Stairs | bottom half, straight | | 5,3,0 | Trapdoor | top half, open | | 1,4,0 | Stairs | bottom half, straight | | 2,4,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, closed | | 3,4,0 | Stairs | bottom half, straight | | 4,4,0 | Stairs | bottom half, straight | | 2,5,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, closed | | 3,5,0 | Trapdoor | bottom half, closed | > **Any wood type**: planks/stairs/trapdoors/slabs can be replaced with any wood variant (oak, spruce, birch, jungle, acacia, dark oak, cherry, etc.), mixed freely across positions. The mod only checks block **type** (a stair is a stair), not the wood species. > **Lazy setup**: the repo includes a Litematica schematic `docs/耄耋的家.litematic` — load it with the Litematica mod to place the whole structure in one go. (A black candle at `` in the schematic is optional; the mod doesn't check it.) ### Rules & tips - **Anchor stair ``**: the cat teleports to one block above it ``, sitting on the stair top (not on the trapdoor). - **Trapdoor facing is free** — the mod ignores trapdoor facing when