IllagerBlabber

> Because what Minecraft REALLY needed was more yapping illagers!

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## What is this monstrosity?

IllagerBlabber adds totally necessary, definitely-not-annoying professional voice lines to all illagers. Now when a pillager is about to murder you, he'll let you know with a charming one-liner!

Ever wondered what Vindicators say before chopping you in half? No? WELL NOW YOU'LL KNOW ANYWAY.

All the voice lines are vanilla friendly, essentially mimicking their Vanilla voices!!

## Want to know more? Just watch this conveniently placed trailer!

## 🗣 Features That Actually Required Brain Cells to make 🗣

### Advanced Audio System

Each illager has their own vocal personality - Pillagers sound like retail workers on overtime, Vindicators sound like they're perpetually stepping on Legos, and Evokers speak like they're judging ur build while sipping expensive tea.

• Context-aware dialogue system (different lines when):
• - Passive
• - Spotting a player or any target for the first time
• - Being mid-battle
• - Getting hurt
• - Celebrating a kill (rude!) or target runs away
• - Raid success (for them not you)

### Smart Sound Management - Dynamic cooldown system that scales based on illager density! The more illagers (of one type) present, the less frequently each one speaks to prevent audio spam - Mathematical formula ensuring optimal audio experience ~~_(trust me bro)_~~

## 🗣 Use alongside (https://modrinth.com/mod/sound-physics-remastered) for maximum immersion!

## Ideas for the Future

• More illager types (looking at you, Illusioner)
• double the voice lines
• maybe mod compatibility with some illager-adding mods
• Therapy for players traumatized by illager voices
• VillagerBlabber! 🗣

Voiced by me, using custom illager ai voice changer models trained in my garage