Cranky Kong (Bill)

Huh-wha? What the? Why am I here? Oh, I'm in one of those "modifications" that I've heard so much about? Bah. In my day, we were lucky if we were even included in a game at all! And we were happy that way! I suppose you're wondering who I am, and in case you didn't read the title or the picture, I'm known as Cranky Kong, the original Donkey Kong. We didn't have any of this fancy 3D stuff in my day, just a few frames of animations and a limitted color palette was all we needed. Of course, gaming as a whole peaked at around the time of the Game Boy. After that, it was style over substance. As for what I'm doing here, some paper byproduct threw me into this game replacing a war veteran named "Bill." Now I fight zombies that don't behave like they should. I work along side a college drop-out, a manager who likes pills a little too much, and a biker. Game companies these days will make anyone a video game protagonist these days. But with some more game modifications, you can make me work with different people who still say the same lines. I can also fight my no-good grandson, who you kids call "Donkey Kong," who was too stupid to stay away from these zombies. I come with everything you need, but you'll complain about who I replace anyhow. I was taken out of my game by TabuuForteAkugun. I was told by the aforementioned byproduct to have this link show up underneith this text- http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TheGroupofCardboardLuigi Now go home and let me get some sleep!