Sir John Phallustiff

What does it do?

Adds Sir John Phallustiff's big brother into the game. Perfect for slapping your enemies extra hard.

Should turn into a wearable item when it breaks. I suggest only equipping this "clothing" while at full health, as inserting large objects into body orifices is not for the faint of heart.

Weapon is a club and can be equipped into any slot.

Wearable item is equipped into an extra slot outside of the main UI, you can equip/unequip it from the inventory list.

How to get this weapon?

Buy the weapon from one of the merchants in the world, buy the recipe and smith it or add it with one of the following commands:

wh_cheat_addItem SirJohnPhallustiff

wh_cheat_addItem SirJohnPhallustiffBoosted

wh_cheat_addItem SirJohnPhallustiffMegaBoosted

Or, for the broken "weapon":

wh_cheat_addItem LimpSirJohnPhallustiff

Or, to add the recipe, default weapon variation and the wearable item all at once:

impressivecock

Wearable item can't be smithed from the boosted weapon variations.

Conflicts and requirements

Shouldn't conflict with anything.

Requires Pizzles of Bohemia mod so the wearable item would show up as intended.

Weapon part doesn't require anything.

Some essential tools and resources

KCD PAK builder

KCD Asset finder

KCD Texture Exporter

Custom smithing shapes guide

Extra equipment parts and slots guide

Some of the cool mods visible in the screenshots

Simple Followers

Bohemian Kennel Club

Familiar Henry