Playing Johnson in Halo 3

"I know what the ladies like..."

Alright Marines!

Guess the Chief's not gonna be joining us for this ride. That means it's just you and me!

But don't let that fool you!

We're gonna kick some alien ass so hard, They'll be limping home.

... Oh, uh, sorry Arbiter.

For the First(?) Time, play as Sergeant Major A. J. Johnson in Halo 3 single player (Or co-op, I'm not gonna judge). What's more, 'cause who wouldn't want to look at that face, the Magnum, SMG, Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Battle Rifle, Rocket Launcher and even the god-damn Spartan Laser are all third person!

We're moving far, FAR beyond two sticks and a rock!

No plan survives first contact with the enemy, and so there are some glitches.

• []Your Shield Bar won't tick down, but you're still taking damage! Find some damn cover, Marine!

  []You might glitch out trying to rip off turrets!

  []Furthermore, you cannot take a turret with you.

  []Dual wielding is a bad idea. It may glitch you into wielding three weapons. Avoid it, 'cause there's no animations for it.

  Keep your eyes down range, finger on your trigger, and you'll get through this in one piece.

  AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?