Rusty's Bar and Grill

Howdy stranger! Welcome to Rusty's! Won't you sit down a spell and have a drink? Killing nakeds on site for literally no reason is hard work, I know. Ol' Rusty will set you straight. The band comes in at 8 and this place is gonna be packed with some of the county's most comely lasses. So relax, kick back, and I'll tell ya the story of how I settled down from being an adventurer like you and came to own this here bar. You see it was like this, one day I was down rummaging for scrap by the sewer branch when an arrow came out of nowhere and went clean through my knee...