Snark-O-Load - A Complete and More Entertaining Snarky Loading Screen Replacement

UPDATE:

This works, so I'm taking it out of beta. The latest version is 1. 0.

Suggestions for loading screen silliness are welcome. If I use your suggestion, I'll credit you for it in the loading screen.

Changes for version 1. 0:

• []Fixed a few typos

  []Changed some of the text to switch things up a bit

  []A little less dependent on innuendo for humor

  []A little more relevant to the game itself, although there is still plenty of random silliness

  Did you know that we are all Robobrains on the inside?

  Did you know that Robot Armor was first used by Daft Punk?

  Did you know that you can dismiss companions simply by commenting on their body odor?

  Did you know that heavier weapons deal more damage, but also make you look fat?

  If you didn't know these things, these loading screens will teach you these and many other interesting things you did not know about the Commonwealth.

  This is a snarky loading screen mod. The latest version replaces every single vanilla and DLC loading screen text with snarky, inappropriate, irreverent, and sometimes nonsensical comments. There's cussing. There's innuendo. There's yo' mama. No punches are pulled!

  Let me know in the discussion tab if you enjoy this mod, or you can simply endorse - or both!

  Ideas for future versions:

  • []Thematic versions, perhaps from the points of view of various factions

    []Loading screen images just as silly as the commentary

  • Additional loading screens just for the fun of it

    Check out the screenshots for an idea of what you'll see in the loading screens.