Three Wolf Moon

Description by B. Govern \"Bee-Dot-Govern\" (New Jersey, USA) This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that\'s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to \'howl at the moon\' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn\'t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn\'t settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the \'guns\'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. Support the Artist at: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A Getting the item: You can buy it from Moira Brown. You may have to wait a few days for it to spawn in her inventory. To Do: - Add script to cause nearby NPC\'s of opposite sex to flock to the player when this item is equiped. - Add Zubaz Pants texture - Add Tuscan Whole Milk Item Updates: - Changed texture to use WastelandClothing05 base. - Added item to Moira Brown\'s Inventory.