Hoarder's Treasure

Your (best?) friend Chuck has lost something. Surely his hoarding ways have absolutely nothing to do with it. But as anyone knows: it is utter foolishness to live life according to the habits of a hoarder. That lifestyle is not for everyone... (This is my first (published) map, and on top of that it was made in just a couple of hours to reach a self-imposed deadline, so I apologize for its utter unrefined nature. I had intended to include way more hoarding madness, but time's up... Don't expect genius; expect stupidity in all its basic splendor! The easiest victory can be done within a minute. The full completion of this silly story may take a bit of effort and pre-existing knowledge, but the walkthrough contains little bits of flavor text and I tried to be as obvious as I could be about what the true ending is supposed to be without spoon-feeding the solution! As such, I've set the difficulty for medium @ 30 minutes as a bit of a middle ground!)