Ultra Hypercube [Solo]

*Strap on your Hyper-goggles™, Hyper-suit™, Hyper-headphones™, step into your Hypercube™ and get HYPER! In this simulated world you may actually think you're playing a Battleblock Theater playlist but in reality it's a mere reconstruction of a virtual reality. This simulation includes: - Over 14 realistic sceneries! - *200+ real life hours of gameplay! - More than 4 different challenge levels! - *Tons of weapon/tools to choose from! - *Never before seen features! - HDR lighting! - Extreme physic calculations! - Unlimited Euclideon power! - *Bonus content includes difficult time challenges, concealed special pie pieces, secret hidden level, and much more! If at any point while inside the Hypercube™ you feel any of the following side effects: nausea, dizziness, vertigo, Lightheartedness, upset stomach, constipation, headaches, anxiety, insomnia, drowsiness, nervousness, heart palpitations, loss of appetite or increase in appetite, death, murderous thoughts, weight changes, cold symptoms (stuffy nose, sneezing, sore throat), dry mouth, decreased sex drive or impotence. Please contact the Hypercube hotline immediately, you may be eligible for the Hyper-pill™ today. * Experience may vary between users. Note: Another company owns these trademarks and we're hoping they don't sue. Otherwise we'll go out of business.