Elements O Pain

Why hello there good sir or madam, Have you ever wondered what little tricks exist in this Theater of horror...'ably adorable kitty cats? Then look no further! Squeel in delight as you rocket thru the air because of fire+water mechanics! GASP gasp in horror as you realize that spikes are the least of your problems while you're on fire. Use shockballs to exceed the speed of light and steal Abe Lincoln's tophat, which will be converted into green shiny gems when you return to the present. (disclaimer, the tophat never existed, nor did you time travel.... but you did WHOOSH! flails his arms for added effect). Uppercut TOAST!!! for no reason! (unless there is a reason wink wink) Curiousity killed the cat, but it also allowed the stage to end thanks to the obtainiture of gems... are you curious enough to try these little enigmatic levels of pain. Curiosity also landed on Mars or something, idk. I can't read the newspaper :( Learn a thing or 2 about the game, i mean uhhhh, THEATER mechanics by testing these super duper stages. These stages are Stamp'er approved (not THE stamper, but that lil ink+rubberstamp'er thing that lazy and/or efficient people use to sign their name)