The Dr Pepper

Have you ever wondered "How in the hell does this so called 'Dark Knight' stayed hydrated"... I have one answer for you... It's red, large, a concoction of 23 authentic flavors only suitable for the most intelligent of people... Dr fucking Pepper. THAT is exactly how our wonderful Dark Knight stays hydrated, he brings thirst to a stop in the name of vengeance with this beautiful drink. There is no stopping him from being the hydration god he is. He knows no bounds. He sees a thirsty thug and a can of ice cold refreshing Dr Pepper is flying at their face at a solid 112 MPH (FASTER THAN ANY BASEBALL PLAYER EVER) directly towards their mouth.

Are you alone, cold, or about to breakdown and cry at any minute? Than this drink is definitely for YOU! It may be ice cold but the warmth it brings will replace the touch of any loving (or unloving) woman, be it you're broken hearted, suffer from chronic depression, anxiety, raging alcoholism, childhood trauma, or a lack of love life or anything else along those lines.

Note I am not legally claiming that this drink is a permanent solution or "cure" for mental illness, a lack of intimacy, or a lack of the ability to be able to pull any bitches, if this drink does not bring you the adequate happiness you desire maybe you just suck and should speak to a therapist or stop taking life so solemnly.

If you wish to install the absolute beauty that this is be sure to prepare yourself mentally for greatness. Install TFC Installer, and point it to your Batman Arkham Knight Directory, then point it to the folder in which this can resides. Then simply press install... You'll never be thirsty again.